Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face

Talking to Joseph Kony.

Me: So Joseph, where you from?
Joseph Kony: Uganda.
Me: Lol we're not talking about how good i look lol.

thestoryofaspicytaco:

ehwitschelsea:

ellyssaateezy:

Spread. The. Word. Please.

everyone. please watch this and spread the word. 

Worth 30 mins

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thestoryofaspicytaco:

WHAT IN THE WORLD HE JUMPS HIS FREAKING HEIGHT!

thestoryofaspicytaco:

WHAT IN THE WORLD HE JUMPS HIS FREAKING HEIGHT!

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